My funny kid

I have been meaning to type this on here for a while but I keep forgetting.
Mat had to take a trip to Long Island a few weeks ago and he always brings Riley back a surprise when he travels. While he was in Long Island he didn't have time to shop for a toy so he told Riley he would take him to get a toy when he got home. Riley was waiting eagerly by the door when Mat got home so he could march him right back out the door and to the store.
Riley is really into Star Wars right now. He has a light saber, and watches the movies constantly. When they got to the store he had his heart set on a storm trooper dart gun. Luckily they had one left and it was in the clearance bin (score) so they proceeded to the checkout to buy the coveted item. This is the conversation between Riley and the checkout clerk
Riley- hey lady, I have a light saber gun at home.
Clerk- Really? That's pretty cool. What color is it.
Riley- Its blue. And now I get a dart gun too.
Clerk- Your mom and dad must like you a lot.
Riley- Did you know I can cut off your head with my light saber?
Clerk- If you did that, it would be really hard for me to do my job.
Riley- Geez lady, it wouldn't really cut your head off, its just pretend.

Yep that's my kid. Luckily the clerk thought he was hilarious and didn't turn us in to the proper authorities. He is a crack up.